*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
(via lolwhuddupp)
I fucking love you, BBC.
Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?
(via princesskarlyy)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
(via ecstasyofwoe)
